Troops drag a billionaire across a beach toward the prison boat in Sloppy Warfare
  • Coming soon to Steam
  • Early Access
  • Windows + Mac
  • Mature

Sloppy WarfareRaid the island. Bag the billionaires.

A loud, dumb, fast shooter. Troops raid an island full of shady old billionaires, blow up their temple and haul them to a prison boat in their bathrobes.

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The job

A squad of Troops lands on an island owned by some very rich, very suspicious old men, and those old men paid for a private army. Get in, wreck their stuff, drag them out.

It plays fast. Quick kills, aim down sights, slide, mantle, buy your loadout with the cash you make, then spend the rest on something that falls out of the sky.

  • Buy your chaos. Kills and objectives pay cash. Cash buys guns, armor, grenades and strikes.
  • 18 guns. From a six-shot revolver to a battle rifle to an anti-air launcher. Add optics, suppressors and mags.
  • Strikes. Scout Drone, Strike Run, Gunship, two Juggernaut suits, a homing Puff Fish and a pack of Tigers.
  • Heroes. The Templar drops in for the Troops. The Devil climbs out for the Billionaires.
  • Bots in every seat. Every mode runs with bots, Recruit to Veteran, so solo still feels like a full lobby.
  • Runs on a potato. Graphics presets from Potato to Ultra, an FOV slider and a full voice cast with subtitles on.
Fast facts
Fast facts
DeveloperSystems Logic & Automation Group LLC
ReleaseComing soon (Q4 2026), Early Access
PlatformsWindows 10+, macOS 13+ (Apple Silicon)
PlayersSolo against bots. Online multiplayer planned for launch.
ControllerPartial support
LanguageEnglish (interface, full audio, subtitles)
Anti-cheatSloppy Anti-Cheat
RatingMature: violence, blood, strong language, adult satire

Modes and maps

Maps: Temple Cay and Slopwater.

Temple Deathmatch

8v8 · First to 80

Troops vs Billionaires with respawns, cash and strikes. After a couple of minutes, a hero shows up.

Bomb the Temple

6v6 · One life a round

Buy, plant the charge, hold it. Or stop it. When it goes off, the temple comes down.

Mutation

Survivors vs the Alpha

Everyone who gets caught joins the horde. Hold out and make the helicopter.

Screenshots

Real in-game captures. Click for full size.

System requirements

Provisional targets from the Steam page. Final numbers land after native testing. Intel Macs are not supported.

ComponentWindows (minimum)Mac (minimum)
OSWindows 10 64-bitmacOS 13 Ventura or later
ProcessorIntel Core i5-6500 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200Apple Silicon M1 Pro or better
Memory8 GB RAM16 GB RAM
GraphicsGeForce GTX 960 2 GB or any WebGL 2 GPUApple Silicon GPU with WebGL 2
Storage15 GB15 GB
NetworkBroadbandBroadband

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